27
Dec
09

Where is Tiger Woods? Thanksgiving Night Update

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The official rumour mill story with Tiger Woods is that his wife found out about an affair with Rachel Uchitel from a friend. After finding out about the affair Elin Woods went to a sleeping Tiger Woods and hit him in the head with a golf club and he preceded to run out the house and drive away. We speculate because of the force of the hit to his head with a golf club Tiger Woods lost consciousness and hit a tree and fire hydrant, Elin Woods then preceded to bust the windows out of Tiger Woods SUV. We also speculate she must have tried to beat him in the head again but upon opening the door he fell out of the SUV unconscious. Tiger Woods neighbor’s gathered blankets and a pillow and placed them underneath his head and called 911. Tiger Woods was then admitted to the ICU of the Hospital where he was intubated (had tubes placed down his airway so he could be aided in breathing, or prevented from hemorrhaging) and had his breathing stabilized.

The Police Officers report suggested a referral to CPS because of domestic violence and spousal abuse in front of the children. It has been reported that there was extensive damage done to the interior of the house with a golf club.

Tiger Woods has not been seen by anyone since this incident. It is speculated that his body was removed from ICU against doctors orders. The honest truth is the world is not aware if Tiger Woods is dead or alive or what his medical condition is. Golf Digest my have suspended Tiger Woods column because he’s not capable of writing or having a coherent thought.

After the above incident it was revealed that Tiger Woods has had multiple affairs with multiple women while married. Sources have said that the wife of Tiger Woods says a divorce is 100% on. The wife seeks to break a prenuptial agreement giving her close to 50 million dollars and go for half of his fortune who’s total value could be from 600 million to 1 billion dollars.

Mr. Woods has never been accused of beating on his wife or of spousal abuse.

 

 

26
Dec
09

afritwittter.com Person Of the Week Usain Lightening Bolt Fastest Man in the World

The afritwitter person of the week is Usain Lightening Bolt.  Usain Bolt is literally the fastest man in the world.  As we were researching him we were impressed by the extreme likability and excitement he portrayed on the many videos we viewed.   Honestly we at afritwitter fell in love with Usain Bolt.  In a world where celebrities and athletes spurn their admirers and ask them to buy merchandise and then treat them like the dirt on the ground Usain makes us take notice in his extreme admiration of his fans and his appreciation that they love him.  Usain is a class act and accepts the responsibilities of  being a celebrity.  Not only does Usain love his fans, he loves his Jamaican heritage and looks back and acknowledges those who came before him.  We love you Usain!

28
Nov
09

Michelle Obama Featured Afritwitter

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Michelle Obama is a literal pull your self up from your bootstraps story and she’s not afraid to tell you from whence she came.  Michelle offers a simple solution for how and why she came to be where she is in a Larry King interview and that was Don’t see what can go wrong only see what can go right.  This philosophy has propelled Michelle and Barack Obama to the White House.

The great thing about Michelle Obama is that she seems happy being the First Lady.  The laid back attitude she exhibits allows the world to know that the Red phone is answered by Barack Obama not Barack and Michelle which may bother some but shows Michelle Obama’s skill for letting her man be a man.    The Presidential Garden endears Michelle to the United States and the World.  In a world full of food shortages and possibly other types of shortages Michelle Obama has lead the way in showing us that self reliance may be the ultimate route to survival as we look to the Sustainable future of the world.




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